fucking bollocks to it

Another game gone in League Twelve and Macclesfield Milan are still without a win at the Maracanã. What makes things even worse is the fact that Notts Cunty are now level on points after their 3-3 draw with Legia Warszawa this past Saturday.

The Suckmen cum into the game off the back of a 2-1 defeat to table tippers Abraham Lincoln City. A game that Bark Yates’ dogs will be annoyed about losing, as it looked like a draw was on the cards when Jamie Grimes equalised for the Cheshire cat outfit in the 83rd minute. However, ex-Burnley centre-back Jason ‘Don’t Call Me Gayson’ Shackell grabbed a winner for the Gimps just four minutes later.

That stats from the game suggest Macclesfield were deservingly rimmed, but to hold arguably League Two’s best team to a draw right until the end of the game, when they didn’t hold them to a draw anymore, because they conceded, meaning that they lost, ha ha, will make Yatesy buzz his tits off I’m sure.

Saturday’s opponents Morecambe and Wise come into the game off the back a 28-30 loss. The Impy Limpy Gimpy Chimpy Yellow Polka Dot Bi-shrimpies were beaten by Crawlehhhhhh in a game which saw them concede two goals in quick succession, much like Alison Palmer concedes cords. Morecambe sit one place above the Silkmen in 22nd, and also have one hundred and eighty more point

Let’s be honest though, spack town aren’t beating anyone, they’re bottom of the league, they’re fucking gash, and they’ve got a poor man’s Ledley King as manager. Fuck it all. Fuck Sol Campbell and fuck Hannaa Campbell.

Team News:

In terms of injuries for Macclesfield, Elliot Durrell, Ryan Lloyd, Luke Simpson, and Ben Stephens are all dead, due to suffering a death injury against Soviet Russia.

Durrell (dead) and Lloyd (dead) are still recovering from their injuries, whilst Simpson is recovering from dying and he also dislocated his thumb just over a month ago. Stephens who had a hip injury last month is dead, but hopefully it’s just badly bruised.

Predicted XI (4-2-3-1):

GK| Brian Lara

RB| David Platt

CB| Andrew Winterbottom

CB| MC Devvo

LB| Andrew Winterbottom

CM| I am an IAMS cat

CM| Voldemort

RM| Dick breath Dinsley

AM| Andy Winterbottom

LM|Pursehouse (nonce)

ST| northern rail

My Prediction for Saturday’s game on Saturday that will be played on Saturday:

Macclesfield Milan 1-0 MoreThan Car Insurance

Though they didn’t create much against Abraham Lincoln, I can see Macclesfield Milan creating a lot more chances in this game of thrones.

The 99 problems so far in terms of shots for McDonalds is that they have plenty of them, but not many go on, in, around, near, just past or close to the target. If they can start getting their chances on target and play with their willies, I can see the silky bois scraping a 1-0 win on Saturn Day.

Picture Credit: Macclesfield Town, mingeheads, mc speccysauras

Twitter: @slutswithnuts

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